Wow / by Elizabeth Woodward

As a busy college student, I only do laundry when I run out of underwear. That usually takes 2 months. I know that's disgusting, but I just can never find the time to do laundry. I'm a procrastinator to the core. But I think I just work better that way.
Any way, I have way too many clothes. WAY too many. And most of my laundry is lounge clothes, like crappy old high school sport t-shirts, and my ever so comfy Gordon College sweats. Clothes that people rarely ever see me in (unless you're the pizza delivery guy). Why do I hoard this crap? I have no idea. But I do know that I have so many memories attached to each stained and ripped t-shirt that I could never throw them out.

/grumblings a hoarder